Name: Funny Dachshund Treat Dealer T-Shirt | Retro Dog Hot Rod Tee | Weiner Dog Lover Gift Shirt
Brand: MyDesigns
SKU: MD-149422129
Price: 31.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Dark gray t-shirt with a cartoon dog driving a rocket car, text reads "Going To My Treat Dealer."

Dachshund in sunglasses driving a rocket car with text "Going to My Treat Dealer".

Dachshund in a jet with "Going to my treat dealer" text.

Cream t-shirt with dachshund in a hot rod saying "Going To My Treat Dealer".

Black t-shirt with "Going to my treat dealer" graphic and Gildan 64000 product details.

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Get ready to bark with laughter in this Funny Dachshund Treat Dealer T-Shirt! Perfect for dog parents who love their Weiner dog and a good laugh. This unique retro-inspired graphic tee features a cool Dachshund dog in sunglasses, speeding in a hot rod car, on an important mission to see the 'Treat Dealer.' It's an ideal gift for dog moms, dog dads, or any pet lover with a great sense of humor. Show off your love for your furry friend and their endless pursuit of snacks with this playful and vibrant design, perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just because!

Product Features for Gildan 64000:

Fabrication: 100% ring-spun cotton - Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
Seams: Without side seams
Fit: Eurofit
Sizing: Runs true to size
Label: Tear-away label

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